I'm having some serious brain farts today, and can't think of much to blog about that won't either depress or offend, so... we'll go with this whole put-your-name-in-google-and-see-what-you-get:
Lizzy needs:
Lizzy needs someone who can look beyond the hissing and spitting
(hmmm.. not sure what Mr. B would do with hissing and spitting)
Lizzy wants:
Lizzy wants to auction herself off.
(well... if this would bring in some income, I would not object to it, with certain guidelines established first)
Lizzy heard:
Lizzy heard the voices.
(sometimes she obeys... sometimes she doesn't)
Lizzy saw:
Lizzy saw Frug.
(But she pretended she didn't know him)
Lizzy ate:
Lizzy ate the paint.
(Fortunately it was after 1980 so she should be okay)
Lizzy knows:
Lizzy knows what I speak of.
(If you say so... being blonde though, I'm gonna guess you're probably wrong)
Lizzy hates:
Lizzy hates PETA.
(Hmmm... hate is a strong word)
Lizzy dislikes strongly:
Lizzy dislikes strongly early morning bum sex.
(I'm sorry... I had to write it, it's what came up....... )
Lizzy loves:
(Okay, there were 3 answers before this one, but THIS is too weird NOT to share)
Lizzy loves duckies, who doesn't.
(WHAT ARE THE ODDS???)
Lizzy sleeps:
Lizzy sleeps on Flickr.
(And has for years and it's JUST not comfortable anymore)
Lizzy gave:
Lizzy gave blood.
(actually... Lizzy is a great big chicken about needles and would like very much TO give blood because she once had a blood transfusion herself, but is, as mentioned, a CHICKEN so once Mr. B is around to hold Lizzy's hand, Lizzy will think about it)
Lizzy screamed:
Lizzy screamed in pain as Lupin and Tonks held her down.
(Lupin & Tonks are now doing hard time.)
Lizzy voted:
Lizzy voted for Peter.
(EVERY time I head the name Peter I immediately think Peter Brady. What about you?)
Lizzy whispered:
Lizzy whispered as she looked in her bag.
(Usually when looking in her bag, Lizzy is saying "where are my keys?")
Lizzy said:
Lizzy said that 50 Plates rocks.
(As long as they aren't dirty and I don't have to wash them)
Lizzy waved:
Lizzy waved her hand at her and stood up slowly.
(because lunch is over and she needs to go back to work)
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
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Very funny....I don't think I would like early morning bum sex either!
I hope you are fine...thank you for being so kind during my melt down!
Yeah out of all of that I am still laughing about the the Early Morning Bum Sex....too funny!
Hey, I love the exercise ball idea!!! I have a deflated one here somewhere....
Thanks!
Oh, and check back tomorrow to see if you are a winner!
LOL LOW-AL-BOW.....silly silly girl
Thanks for the visit on Monday. I had a great time. Now am neglecting housework to thank all of you. The dirt will still be there tomorrow though and you are more important.
I should probably post pictures of the other three so they do not feel left out. One day.
You know your comment about early morning.........I better not go there. Love your blog. Read it often, but havent posted yet.
Come visit again. I would love to see you.
Leave out the bum part, just the early morning.
I did one of these before (on myspace) and all I got were Amy Winehouse references!
I think of Peter Brady too, loved me some Brady Bunch back in the day :)
That's a fun way to use Google!!
I love how you got to "Hot Tub Lizzy." So did you pronounce Craig "jerk" - because I just don't know how to say Giarc.
And my stars. Did you have some fun with Google.
AAAHHHHHHHAAAA ate the paint....yep, I think it's safe after 1980. I think I've read that some where!!
Happy Wednesday!
- Jennifer
I think that is why the memes are out there. For those blog brain fart days.
HILARIOUS!! I gotta try this.
oh my goodness. I just don't know what to say about this.
That is too funny! And yeah, the hissing, spitting, and early morning bum sex...no to that.
Voting no on ANY bum sex whether it's in the early morning or not!
I'm going to have to try this sometime, because now I'm overcome with curiosity about what would come up with my name?! Fun idea!
I'm almost scared to try this out on myself. But I'm gonna anyway. Gotta love Google.
Those are too funny!! LOL Especially the bum sex one! LOL
those are good ones. mine came up with stuff like Deb needs more porn...what's up with that?
What did we ever do without Google? Glad you're able to get Leinie's down there--it's a great brew, ain't it? And I love irony--as an English teacher, I look for teachable moments. Gooooooo, Vikes! :)
What the heck is burn sex? Am I missing something?
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!! Never ever ever ever ever.......yuck.
I have so many moments like these! One of them is wish I can be someone else RICH!!! :)
You had me at smelly brain farts. After reading, I'm happy to report you're not alone in your frustration with finding topics or thoughts to put on blog. I've been having the same problem this week. Now every time I have this problem I'll think of this post and laugh. thanks
I think my mother up there admitted to liking early morning lovin..........
ugggghhhh..........I really did not need to read that.
It's over, I shall never blog again. To many of our family secrets are revealed in the comment section of complete strangers blogs.
That is so funny! Thanks for the much needed laugh!
Now that was funny!!
Gayla (me) hates PETA too and doesn't believe HATE is a strong word for them ;)
"bum sex?" Wow, someone in the UK named Lizzy is really having a tough morning...she needs to just say NO!
Hate is a strong word...besides, I love PETA. I'm a charter member--of People Eating Tasty Animals.
Is Mr. B. mad that you're sleeping ON Flickr? Had to throw that one in.
You've inspired me to do this one day...or maybe you've scared me!
The bum sex comment was awesome! I need to do this meme. Google is such a handy tool for entertainment.
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