I've decided to do a little series called "The Truth Comes Out"... each day I will confess something about myself. At the end of it, it's possible that there will be some who used to call me a friend who don't want to anymore, but that's a chance I'm willing to take because... gosh darn it.... I just want to be me.
So.... today's piece of truth.
I don't like cupcakes.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
American Idol Top 13
Check out my recap here!
In other news. Have you seen the commercial for the new Barbie movie? The one that has the line "Barbie finds out some of her best friends are fairies"........ um....... seriously? Is someone that OBTUSE or is someone that funny?
In other news. Have you seen the commercial for the new Barbie movie? The one that has the line "Barbie finds out some of her best friends are fairies"........ um....... seriously? Is someone that OBTUSE or is someone that funny?
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Open Letters
Dear Wanna-be-Pawners:
I watch Pawn Stars, and Hardcore Pawn... cause... they're freakishly entertaining. Here's my words of advice if you're headed in to pawn something. How much do you think your item is worth? Ok. Take that number and divide it by two. Then take your result, and divide it by three. Take that number and divide it by 2. Take that number and reduce it by 75%. That number you arrived at? That's going to be the MAX you get from a pawn guy when he's in a good mood on a good day. Please stop thinking that because you bought the console TV in 1978 for $500 that it's now worth $495. And just because something was on your Grandma's mantle for years doesn't mean it's worth anything now. Please remember that the Pawn guy needs to SELL your item for a PROFIT.
Dear Teen-Moms,
99% of teen baby-daddy's are going to disappoint you. You think you're not ready? They're even less ready. Most of them aren't going to change baby diapers or get up in the middle of the night or walk the floor with a sick baby. So... a word of advice.... save the sex for when you grow up. Yeah... I know you think you're grown up. You're not. I promise. Save the sex for when you are in a MATURE relationship with a man who is employed (and you are too) and then when you have the "oops, the condom broke" you're at least a LITTLE more likely to be able to handle the situation - as will he.
Dear Garden Fresh Gourmet Salsa,
You've done it. You have perfected Salsa. The best combo of spice and sweet - the Jack's Special is... perfection. I am seriously considering a total salsa diet. I have actually had DREAMS about your salsa. Thank you.
Dear People who Hire People,
You're missing out not interviewing me. Seriously.
I watch Pawn Stars, and Hardcore Pawn... cause... they're freakishly entertaining. Here's my words of advice if you're headed in to pawn something. How much do you think your item is worth? Ok. Take that number and divide it by two. Then take your result, and divide it by three. Take that number and divide it by 2. Take that number and reduce it by 75%. That number you arrived at? That's going to be the MAX you get from a pawn guy when he's in a good mood on a good day. Please stop thinking that because you bought the console TV in 1978 for $500 that it's now worth $495. And just because something was on your Grandma's mantle for years doesn't mean it's worth anything now. Please remember that the Pawn guy needs to SELL your item for a PROFIT.
Dear Teen-Moms,
99% of teen baby-daddy's are going to disappoint you. You think you're not ready? They're even less ready. Most of them aren't going to change baby diapers or get up in the middle of the night or walk the floor with a sick baby. So... a word of advice.... save the sex for when you grow up. Yeah... I know you think you're grown up. You're not. I promise. Save the sex for when you are in a MATURE relationship with a man who is employed (and you are too) and then when you have the "oops, the condom broke" you're at least a LITTLE more likely to be able to handle the situation - as will he.
Dear Garden Fresh Gourmet Salsa,
You've done it. You have perfected Salsa. The best combo of spice and sweet - the Jack's Special is... perfection. I am seriously considering a total salsa diet. I have actually had DREAMS about your salsa. Thank you.
Dear People who Hire People,
You're missing out not interviewing me. Seriously.
Friday, March 4, 2011
Cover Girls
The Ladies brought home their school pictures this week. I am IN LOVE with both of them. And that's saying something, because we've had some clunkers in the past. But not this time!!!
Please allow me to present Miss Gert - 2nd Grade
And Miss Essie - 6th Grade
Please allow me to present Miss Gert - 2nd Grade
And Miss Essie - 6th Grade
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