I am a blonde (okay... I'm not a NATURAL blonde anymore, thank you Miss Kj... nor do I have straight hair anymore, thank you Miss Ka... and thus why I only have 2 children - I don't really like the bald thing on me... but I digress) AT ANY RATE... Because of how genetics works (at least to my scientifically challenged mind) if dark hair is dominant, then eventually the blondes will die out, right?? So whenever I'm in a crowd of people, I also take a mental note of how many blondes there are, just to test my hypothesis (HA - I said hypothesis - that should up the grade level of my blog!). SO.... picture it... it's 1990 something... Billy Graham comes to Minnesota! Being the proud and mentally deranged leader of a youth group, we take our kids to Youth Night. CRAZINESS... it took hours to find seats and there were a wagillion people there. But it was a great night and blah blah blah. So my roommate and I decide to go again the following Saturday night - the last night of the crusade (which, btw, still holds the record for the largest public gathering ever in the state of Minnesota - though how that beats the Mall of America on the day after Thanksgiving I'm not sure... but I digress again). So, just the two of us go. We had a DEVIL of a time finding a seat. We'd see openings but by the time we got there, the spots were gone. Our eyes fall upon this WHOLE OPEN SECTION, so we skirt around the top of the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome (literally where the nylon/Teflon/whateverlon fabric meets the concrete) and headed over to said section. WOO HOO!!!! We got there and there were STILL SEATS AVAILABLE!!!! So we pick us out a nice spot in the middle and settle on in. As time goes on the section starts to fill in... 4 people here, 7 there, 2 over there... a group of 25 or so... and so on and so on, until soon, the whole section is filled. So, I do my usual "blonde check" and you know WHAT?????
(Insert Dramatic Pause Here)
NOT A BLONDE IN THE BUNCH!!! AND THIS IS MINNESOTA!!!!!!! MY SCIENTIFIC THEORY HAS BEEN PROVEN TRUE!!! I'M AMAZING!!!!! GO BACK AND GIVE ME AN "A" IN SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!! SO INCREDIBLE!!!
Then I see the sign.. that tells us... we're in the Vietnamese interpreting section.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
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That is too funny. Oh my gosh! I am rollings laughing over here. At least that's one way to prove your point.
We now know for sure that you are a natural blonde!
ROFL oh my I almost PMP
thanks for the laugh!!!
funny! i would be the one who does that!
the jobs-cracked me up! i had a really strange job in college. my bff and i sat in a room without a window and called stay at home moms.
We asked them about their grocery buying tactics etc..
I think about that job now and the thought of stupid college chick-goes through my mind!
What was that company thinking? I am made phone calls at dinner time! Good times-Good times!
ps-i think that you should take the "smart blog test" again. the word hypothesis-gonna bump you up bigtime!!
LOL Yep, proof that you really are or were a natural blonde! Why does hair change after having kids, anyway? I'm like you ... neither blonde nor straight anymore. Just dishwater and frizzy. I don't get it!
Hugs,
Mel
ahahahaaaaaaa thats halarious...dude i have sooo been to one of those, when i first became a christian...i soo thought carmen was the bomb....what was i thinkin, I just wanted to pass on two verses that prove your comment on my page true.....
Romans 8:20-21
20For the creation was subjected to frustration, not by its own choice, but by the will of the one who subjected it, in hope 21that[a] the creation itself will be liberated from its bondage to decay and brought into the glorious freedom of the children of God.
AND
Romans 8:28
28 And we know that for those who love God all things work together for good, for those who are called according to his purpose.
You rock!!!
Oh that is sooo funny!! YOu have talent as a writer/entertainer!! :)
aaaaahahahaha! The Vietnamese section! Aaaaagh! That WOULD be a sight.. no blondes in Minnesooota, as they say! Are you always the life of the party? Because that's exactly how I'm picturing you.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is sooo funny! I would totally do something like that. That's like my husband going to Myrtle Beach, SC for Biker Weekend...Black Biker Weekend. I don't think he stood out much. (ha ha).
Too funny!
Besides, you don't really know who's a natural blonde, since so many women decide to find out if blondes really have more fun.
That is just too, too much! As a blond I also do the "blond check"--and made sure to marry another blond and blue--just to make sure we made at least one more blond!
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