Interview with a 36-Year-Old

(note - as you can see from my contest I'm a follower... so I'm gonna do this whole interview thing... with myself. I'm in black, and myself is answering in blue)

Hi Lizzy!
Hi me! You look AMAZING today! Did you do something different with your eye makeup?
Why yes, I did. Thank you for noticing! Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
Of course not!
Okay, number one. What really nice thing happened to you this morning?
Oh! It was so great. You know my weekend wasn't so great (at least Saturday through Sunday afternoon weren't) and this week could get crazy at work since Donna is going to be out at the end of the week, so I was a little wary of how my Monday was going to be. I stopped at the convenience store before I went to work to grab a couple diet dews. When I walked into the store, one of the brokers I work with was there. I grabbed my pop and ended up behind him in line. We chatted a bit about the weekend and such, and when he got to the cashier, he put down his stuff, asked for cigarettes and then pointed to my pop and said "And you can add those in as well." Wasn't that just SO nice! That TOTALLY made up for my weekend.
WOW! That IS really nice. Did it make you cry?
Yes, because I have PMS.
Ahhh, yes, I noticed.
What are you saying? That I'm moody and emotional? You got a problem with that? You wanna step outside??
Jeez - back down and take a midol. Can we continue your highness?
Highness? Oooo - I like that. Can we make that official?
Whatever, as long as you keep answering questions.
Okay. Carry on, peasant.
Funny. Has anything else lovely happened today?
YES - as a matter of fact I WON A GIVE-AWAY!!!! And from one of my favorite new friends (which reminds me I need to get that bowl that the dip was in back to her) Debbie! I won an blogicon (which kinda sounds like someone from Star Wars or something) I'm SUPER excited and can't wait to come up with something UBER cool!!
WOW - that IS cool.
You mean "Wow, your Highness, that is cool."
*eye roll* Sorry. WOW, your Highness, that is cool.
I detect sarcasm.
I detect ego.
Do you have more questions?
Yes... are you ready...
You didn't s....
HIGHNESS?
That's better.
Do any of these readers know your maiden name? Cause that's always good for a laugh.
Well... some of them might, but I'd say most don't.
So, tell them.
Do I have to?
No, but they'll laugh and say "Poor girl"
I know... can I make them guess?
I guess that would be a good way to ensure comments. Sure, go for it.
Okay... It's an animal. A brown one. The largest of it's order. There was one a giant of this order that roamed the earth 13,000 years ago, and we're probably all glad that thing didn't make it. It is busiest at dawn and dusk, making it crepuscular. (HA - take that blog reading level thingy). So... there, see what you can come up with.
You totally googled it didn't you.
Well DUH
Okay, next question. Have you won any awards lately?
As a matter of fact I have, and I have been remiss in passing them on, but this is starting to get long so I will for sure address that tomorrow.
Just don't forget.
I won't. Quit nagging. And you forgot to say Highness.
I'm so done.
Good. Me too.