I'm not a size 4, and I wear a thong...

In the last year I've lost about 80 pounds. Prior to my weight loss I wore the most Granniest of Panties... they were actually Great-Grannie Panties. As I lost weight, they got saggy, so I went to Targ*t (you know how certain religions won't print out the whole name of a Deity because it's disrespectful to the Deity - that's me and Targ*t) to get more Granny panties. Well, on my way, I passed by the "fancy panties"... in the past I had scoffed.. especially at thongs - why would you purposefully want to put your underthings somewhere that you spent 90% of your time trying to get your underthings OUT of. But with my new body (oh, and let me tell you it is FAR from a skinny body - I still have like 80 pounds to lose) I was feeling... sexy (by this time I had not only lost 80 pounds of my weight, but I'd lost 300 pounds of soon-to-be-ex-husband, and I was finally learning to feel pretty). So... I grabbed A thong, and bought it. The next morning, I had a 30 minute internal conversation with myself regarding the thong. Wear it? Don't? Yes? No? Well, after that whole trauma of the saddle shoes in Kindergarten, I know better than to buy something and not wear it. So... I put it on. Put my jeans on... went to work. And you know what - I LOVED IT!!!!!! It was SO comfortable!!! And I felt so damn sexy!!!!!! Oh my GOSH I can't even tell you how much I adored that day. So that night, I went back to Targ*t and bought more... and I have since bought many more... and I LOVE them.... and I know it's probably not the prettiest sight, but I don't care. I like it... I like me.