Thursday, July 24, 2008

Lions and Tigers and Give-Aways oh my...

Ok... the give away thing is getting a little out of control, and I've always been a follower... so... I'm DOING A GIVE AWAY!!!!

Are you not EXCITED????????

Here are the rules:
*Post a blog with a creative homage to your favorite office supply item.
*Comment on 5 other blogs making sure to use the word "vestibule".
*Go to your kitchen and grab two utensils and twill around the kitchen 3 times with them, chanting "Rock Salt, Sea Salt, please no Malt"
*Figure out the square root of 4,239
*Pick a drive through of your choice and when they ask if they can help you, say "I just need someone to talk to."

So - easy peasy right? Quit readin' and get to rule-followin!!!!!!!

32 comments:

Trish said...

Oh my goodness, you crack me up!
I have not been over here for a while and am just getting caught up on your reads.........

it's been so long I knew nothing about Mr. B.

soooo when do we get pictures of mr B??

I think I asked you once, but may I add you to my blog roll, that way I remember to stop by more often.

Now I must go say hello to Mel and get to work on that giveaway list.......

Caroline said...

So, what are you giving away, cause I won't make a fool of myself for just a post it note pad or something. Anyway, just so you know, the square root of 4,239 is 65.107603242632115800129029342032. You probably did already know that. Now tell me what you're giving away!

Nik said...

You're KILLING me!! I've been trying to sneak in the time here and there to set up my own blogger and I FINALLY get it situated today and I already have a give-away to do. Sheesh - what I won't do for you. :P

I'll jump right on it later.

Lula! said...

You are so funny. And mean.

But I know you're totally kidding. 'Cause you wouldn't do this to us. Nor would I. You'll see tomorrow.

Keep the blueberries--rich in antioxidents and all--but step away from the Diet Dew. I abhor diet drinks (Sorry, Debbie, if you read this.) Get a REAL Coke. That, my friend, is liquid manna from Heaven and totally worth the calories. Totally.

Tam said...

LOL LOL...LOL....LOL HOPE you are haveing a great day. Sorry I can't participate in your giveaway because I am busy being a DIVA right now...you know it is hard work. See I have not even really blogged in days.

Angie's Spot said...

This is too funny. I'll check back to see if anyone is crazy enough to participate. LOL!

Deanna said...

O.K. so the square root of 4,239 = 65.1076032, but I've now been exiled from my Sonic which is pretty bad since Happy Hour was my favorite time of day. I hope this prize includes some sort of money because I am going to need it after getting so dizzy twirling around in my kitchen, falling down and hitting my head.

Hey, wait! You were joking weren't you?

Dawn said...

You'll have to come with me to verify the drive-thru thing, so let me know when you wanna come visit!! You are too funny!

MB said...

wooohooo. I have a date with the guy from Wendy's tonight.

Kori said...

Um I like giveaways but um... this is even a little over the top for me.

Kori said...

Sure I'll do it. Why not?

Please tell me the prize is a fly swatter. I could really use one of those. Flies are evrywhere around here.

Ya know I can talk to anybody so I'm excited about the Dirve thru thing. Also I think the Boys would like the silly song in the kitchen.

Connie said...

LMAO!
Thanks for visiting my blog the other day!

Melisa S. said...

I was lost by the second rule...

Quirky said...

Now, do I need to videotape myself making acting like a fool, or will you take my word for it?!

p.s: OOPS! Was I supposed to ASK if I could put you on my blogroll, because I didn't... sorry :)

Anonymous said...

Oh, you are making me laugh...

Tam said...

ong1still laughing almost at midnite...
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL I had to come back and read you comments! LOL LOL LOL

Melissa said...

I'm sorry it's taken me this long to come over and leave a commment. You are hilarious! Please, no malt? Are you a Celiac sufferer, too? That's my motto...no malt, wheat, barley, and many others....ain't life grand? God is always good.
Thanks for the tip about the Dawn the other day. I checked it out and it looks like this will be on my next receipt from Wal-Mart....if they have it. They seem to take forever to get new things.

ugagirl30 said...

DONE. Do I have to prove it?

No, you are a nut. LMAO.

Rhea said...

You're hilarious.

What are you giving away?

Rachelle Lynne said...

The lady at Taco Bell gave me some of her valium.

Ashley. Unscripted... said...

Too freaking funny.

PhatMom, where is that Taco Bell? LOL

I Am Boymom said...

My family thinks I'm nuts, they didn't get the whole twirling in the kitchen, although I feel better now...that was fun! The Taco Bell Dude just chuckled uncomfortably and asked if I was going to order. Someone already posted the square root thing and since I suck at math and can't find a calculator, I'm gonna let her answer stand...looking forward to the giveaway! Also, you are hilarious, I am adding you to my blogroll!!

Abbreviated said...

What do I win if I give away my first born ?

Unknown said...

lol. Ok, did 'em all.

Not really. lol.

Tenakim said...

first time here, so I take it you're kidding? I was wondering where you got all that corporate support! Thank goodness- I'm not much of contest enterer- all the rules confuse me!

Unknown said...

I"m pretty sure the prize is the free apple pie they gave me at McD's because they felt sorry for me!

Missy said...

And THIS is why I love you! Not in a creepy stalk your house kinda way...in a I get melancholy if I can't read you daily kinda way!

Ok, so I have my 2 utensils and I'm twirling away in the kitchen, but nothings happening. Isn't a fairy blogmother supposed to teleport to Kentucky to see me?

Jess NBP said...

LOL Too funny.. although I don't have time to do all that now.. it's late out here.

Anonymous said...

LOL LOL You are making me snort my diet Coke thru my nose, girl!

Channah said...

Too funny! Up until step three, I believed you. I think that means I'm too dang tired.

Coach B. said...

Yeah...I'm sure that nobody will actually follow through on all of those ridiculous tasks...funny though.

Coach B. said...

Yeah...I'm sure that nobody will actually follow through on all of those ridiculous tasks...funny though.