Kat over at Mama's Loosin' It is having a give-away. Now... all of it is COOL stuff but I am SO lusting after the apron... SO VERY MUCH.
SO, I'll do what I gotta to try to get as many entries in as possible. Since she's already on my blog-roll, that gets me on, and I commented on her post, so that gets me two, and now, to fulfill the third (if this makes no sense then click the link up there and check out her give away... it will all become clear to you Grasshopper)
Roses are Red
I aced Geology
James Frederick Ferrier coined the term
Epistemology
Roses are Red
These grapes are sour
Each morning I take
A 20 minute Shower
Roses are Red
Summer's for Swimming
My ex is using Myspace
To troll for new women
Roses are Red
I can be sappy
Mr. B is my best friend
And that makes me happy.
Roses are Red
Dora Says Muy Bien
Our UPS Driver is
a Lesbian
(that one was bad - I know)
Roses are Red
Blue Skies are above
Some people take to far
Their extreme greyhound love
Roses are Red
John Wayne was the Duke
That I'm wearing all matching jewelry today
Is a FLUKE
Roses are Red
Dominoes had the Noid
Because of some blogs
LOL I avoid.
Roses are Red
Furry are paws
I once knew a girl
with only beige bras
THERE - 3 entries... Oh I SOOOOOO hope I win!!!!!
Monday, July 14, 2008
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Ha! Hilarious...I love the lesbian one. Good luck!
Oh my, these had me cracking up! Great job!!
Hey we must have the Same UPS driver! MINE so ROCKS! She is super duper NICE!
OK I am heading over there to check things out! LOVE APRONS!
Have a GREAT MONDAY ...because I so think you mentioned you have a short week this week....OOO some fun coming up for YOU??????
This was so very funnny btw!!!!! I posted using all those lovely words.....someone should pick words once a week and have us write something....it was fun. Even though mine was not witty like yours!!! I am a creative misfit!!!! LOL LOL
Great job!! Tonight I'm going to have to try this when I have a hand. What alot of fun it is reading everyones post! Yours was really creative.
BRILLIANT!!
Nicely done! Very clever, too! Mine's not so amusing, but people are believing it. Is that good or bad??
If you really aced geology--I HATE YOU. No matter what I did I couldn't figure out that stupid class.
The part about your ex trolling around on myspace almost made me do a spit take. :)
OMG....you are hilarious!!!
Perfect! I love, love, love it!
LOVE the poem!! I agree the lesbian one and the ex on myspace were the best verses. I'm cracking up over these!!
Wow, you should win based on pure creativeness. Nicely done!
Have you been snooping in my bar drawer again? You know why there's only beige, right? Because all the cute ones are too big now that the boobies shrunk to raisin size post-baby!
Hee-larious! Trolling on myspace takes the cake, girl!
That was awesome! Sorry you didn't win but great effort.
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