First things first - my next interview for The Scholastic Scribe is on her site! Check out my further thoughts about being President and how to get people to vote!!!
Second things second - I am employed, by Wachovia Securities. In the end it was only the BANKING portion of Wachovia that was sold, so nothing changes around here... supposedly. It's still a pretty big shake up. And I don't know if you noticed but the stock market had a bit of a rough day yesterday.... great day to work at a brokerage firm. My wrist actually HURT last night from answering the phone all day.
Now, I've been going to do this for a while, but just... haven't... I thought you'd get a kick out of (or be disturbed by) the keywords people put in and ended up at my site:
my hot command - That would pretty much sum up my eventual Presidency.
hot tub lizzy - I guess we can probably see why they ended up at my site....
ph(x) - Um..... x=5?
"changing every day every possible" - A diaper reference?? Nah... just the Cranberries.
hot tub lizzy blog - Again... I think we can see why they got here. Am I a dork to think it's cool someone was searching for me?
why does my hot tub smell - I've never owned a hot tub but i think maybe you're supposed to clean them once in a while??
essay hot tub - That sure wasn't the topic of any essay when I was in high school.
black white hot foto - If they want that, they should check this out.
why does a kiss feel so great - I don't know, but they do... especially Mr. B's... but I'm not gonna let you kiss him to find out how great they are.
hurtit mad - Hmmm.. someone has some anger issues....
step dad and daughter in the tub - I do NOT want to know.
lil bethie - Awwww... someone in my family must be looking for me... or... is it like Lil Wayne? Am I a rapper? I was once a wrapper......
essay for children on journey by aeroplane - What's with all the essays? And what child on an AIRPLANE wants to read an essay?
"trash the dress" underwater - THAT would be fun!!! But I just don't have the heart
how to clean pee in my hot tub - You may want to talk to the person whose tub smells... you might have things in common.
"ears done" sleeper - Hunh?????
how to spell mamaw paw paw - Probably immediately followed by "How to spell "truck up on blocks"
falling over hot tub pictures - Some one's looking for a little chuckle.
Yesterday one of them was "Hot Tub Poetry"... I'm SO gonna start working on that!!!
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
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That is one hot black and white photo.
And the one about how to spell mamaw and pawpaw - they had to spell it to search for it.
And I so wonder what people were really trying to find. I had a search this morning for hot tub lemonade. Which brings up some really gross imagery. I've been watching too many french commericals, I think...
So glad I finished my coffee before reading those. Hysterical!
I am glad your company is okay...I thought of you yesterday...it was and is a scary time!
I'm glad the job is safe for now--how ironic that they use SECURITIES as part of the name. Who are they kidding?
they had to spell maw maw to search for it! that reminds me of the 1-800 dentist commercial where she looks in her address book, takes out a pen writes on a paper and hands the number "1-800-dentist" to the person LOL
thanks for the laugh
glad your job is ok! whew!
"how to spell mamaw paw paw - Probably immediately followed by "How to spell "truck up on blocks" "
So now I have to do this search... how to clean pee out of a desk chair from laughing so hard at Hot Tub Lizzie.
That was F UUUUUU UUUUUU NNY!
I would like to read some hot tub poetry...please commmence with the writing of it. Now. Lil' Bethie!
it is crazy the things that people search for.
Lil Bethie! Love it!
Trash the dress is a photography fun thing to do AFTER the wedding (or with a old wedding dress) where you go unexpected places in it for really cool photos.
Underwater - one of the cool places to go in the wedding dress. You should see some of them where the bride and groom are snorkeling in their gown and tux...or photographed underwater in the attire.
I've seen sessions in subways, downtown urban areas, graveyards, rivers, creeks, waterfalls, in a field with a horse....
Could you email me how you found these search terms, pretty please? I am sure I'll regret it but I always giggle when other bloggers post theirs.
hairlinefracture at gmail
xo
Alison
Oh...these are always soooo good.
ROFL....TOO FUNNY!
I love it!! I don't get fun stuff like that. My most searched for term is "spider cake".
How do you do that? Lula posts these results every now and then. I would love to do it, but I just don't know how.
Glad to hear your job is secure!!
You always make me laugh, reading your posts!
I hope your having a great week!!
I can't help but laugh when reading your posts!! :)
Glad your job is safe!
Love those searches...I'm gonna have to search mine.....wait...maybe not....
see, I'm glad I'm not the only one who wonders how you do that...I'm sure it's on stat tracker or something I underutilize, yet still have linked to my site...Lizzy, funny as always!
You should host a tutorial :)
Oh - on being funny AND on how to see what people use to 'find' you...
That is hysterical! Now how do you find this out. My friend did this also.
Too funny!
OMG you crack me up...THose are FUNNNNNYY!!!
HAPPY WEDNESDAY!!
- Jennifer
Those are some hilarious search phrases. I'm glad your job wasn't affected by the Wachovia bank sale. What a mess.
I keep meaning to do this, but then remember I don't have that many visitors...but these were pretty funny!
THOSE ARE HILARIOUS! All I ever seen on my keyword analysis is "BOOBIE MILK"...results which land on my blog for the time I posted about my son asking if there was such a thing as chocolate boobie milk!
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