Heather over at Mindless Junque is talking flatulence today. It reminded me of an Essie story so I had to share...
In our house we call farts, "Barking Spiders".
The other night Essie was having a bit of an... intestinal issue (and while we're on the topic can someone please tell me why all 3 of us have experienced increased Spider Barking since moving to North Carolina???) At any rate, her spiders were barking and I was kind of laughing (don't worry, she was too) and finally she looks at me and says "I think these spiders need a muzzle"
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23 comments:
THAT is funny :)
And I'm happy to know that happens in other houses too.
At our house, when your feet are stinky, we say "Those dogs are barking".
I'm liking the spider barking.
Do they sell spider muzzles at Walgreens? Right next to the Beano?
That is funny! I will have to remember that one -- My little girl is always letting the spiders bark! -- She just says excuse me and goes on about her business.Thanks for sharing -- Much Love --
Anissa
LOL!! We have often referred to them as ducks and it's a wonder the ducks follow The Husband nearly every place he goes...!
My little grandson says...Daddy calls them farts (that's my boy) and Mommy says toots...So I asked him What do you say and he says...I say they smell! Tee Hee
Cute story!!!
That's cute! My husband calls them barking spiders too. Everytime he's particularly .. barky? I tell him I'm calling the exterminator, cause the spiders are just out of control ;o)
My husband uses the term, "barking spiders" too - wonder where that came from?
Hilarious.
There was a time when I banned the word Fart in our house. Well Calob being the little genius that he is starts laughing one day and I said what is so funny. He says...
I just had a gastronomical excrusion.
I kid you not. Got to love those kiddos.
LMAO!!
I thought we were the only ones ... I mean, it's not like you really talk about that kind of thing. But in our house they're California Barking Spiders. No idea why.
Essie, as usual, rocks my world!
hahaha....what a cute story! Has she been feeding her spiders broccoli?
Z doesn't call them anything yet....he just continues on with whatever he's doing like he didn't even hear it!
LOL Too funny!!
that is the best thing that I have read to today. Thanks for the laugh! I really needed that.
Yes, I've been lurking...your blog is always fun to read. Glad you found our ministry blog. Things are okay with us. I'm starting about using the Xanga blog again just because there are things I can't really share on the public one. My sister is going through cancer/chemo and it's an interesting time. We have a head-shaving party scheduled tonight. Thought of you the other day, I'm supposed to get to go see Amy Grant in concert next Friday night. Have a great day!
WE CALL THEM BARKING SPIDERS TOO! TOO FUNNY and thanks to your post I choked on my coffee. Not a pretty sight.
Too cute! :Outta the mouths of babes :D
My kitties have issues with barking spiders. It's pretty disgusting.
If she invents a spider muzzle, I will buy a bunch of them...for my husband:-) Hee, hee, hee.
That is to funny. Out of the mouth of kids. They do come up with the funniest things.
My husband may be the only man on earth that is truly embarassed when he "passes gas".He trys to act like even he didn't hear it, but spouted the "barking spiders" when I shot a glance at him. It was the first time I'd heard that expression.Heck, I thought he made it up! HA HA
OMGosh! You have got to be kidding! That is the funniest thing ever to come out of a little one's mouth! LOL
About fell out of my chair laughing!!
that is hilarious...I mean laugh out loud hilarious...barking spiders...bwahahhahha...that need to be muzzled...bwhahahhaha
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