Sunday, January 2, 2011

Barbie's Assets

I have a 7-year-old girl in my house, and we had an appropriately Barbie-Centric Christmas. The pink level in our house increased about ten-fold.

Included in the haul was "Video Barbie"... she has a video camera in her - the lens "hidden" in her necklace.
Of course she needed batteries, so we checked the directions and... um.... pulled her pants down to put the batteries in her legs... and were met with this:



Really??? REALLY??? Why is that there? Is there a screw? The other screws aren't covered up, why that one... why there? I'm not being a prude because I think it's funny, I'm just trying to figure out what meeting they had over at Matel where THAT seemed like a good idea.....

19 comments:

Elena said...

OH my word! I am dying over here. SOOOO Funny!!!

Angie's Spot said...

Oh, you KNOW that their design dept (full of men I'm sure) had a field day putting this one together. Hilarious!

Nonnas News said...

oh my!! LOL LOL

Cyndy Bush said...

Ack! You got poopshoot Barbie!

Jen said...

I don't know what to say so I am just going to laugh.

CaraBee said...

That's the best thing I've seen all day! I love unintentionally funny toys.

Unknown said...

Barbies have come a loooong way... I think :)
Too funny, "butt" that Barbie would have never survived at our house because without fail, they always ended up naked in the bathtub within 24 hours!

Heather said...

This is hysterical!

Have you seen "perfect boyfriend Ken", who repeats whatever you tell him to, but in his own voice?

I want one!

Grand Pooba said...

Bahahaha! That is hilarious! A little big to scale but hilarious!

Melissa said...

Nice Ascot.....just sayin' is all.

What the???? What I would have given to be a fly on the wall of that brainstorm session.

There are just way to many terrible, horrible things that come to my depraved mind. Things that should never be uttered.

I will leave you with a rather clean one. Just in case she gets constipated, they have an enema that can be purchased seperately.

MB said...

Please. I just wish my thighs were as far apart from each other as hers are. LOL

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AiringMyLaundry said...

Ha, that's hilarious!

Melisa S. said...

Analtomically correct Barbie? Oh my word...

Mrs4444 said...

omg, that's hilarious! (and kind of gross). WTH?

Anonymous said...

Oh dear, so is THAT how Barbie likes it?

Grannalisa said...

Oh my!! Definitely not the Barbie I had growing up!! LOL

The Nice One said...

Oh.My.Goodness!!!

Unknown said...

It's my first visit here and I think you're hilarious! The Barbie story/photos were a great icebreaker! LOL